Bilgesnipe?!

This is how this goes down in my mind:
Pinkie Pie: I'm not a Bil- whateveryoucallit! I'm an Earth Pony! My name is Pinkie Pie (hello)...
Loki: Can I kill it?
Jane: Its cute! No.
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Rainbow Dash Edition:
Rainbow Dash: What's Bilgesnipe? I'm a Pegasus, and my name is Rainbow Dash!! *does sonic rainboom*
Loki: can I kill it?
Thor: This Pegasus, it is epic! ANOTHER!! And no, you can't kill it.
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Fluttershy Edition:
Fluttershy: Um, I, um, never heard of that animal.
Loki: Who are you?!
Fluttershy: I'm... Flutter...
Loki: I DIDN'T HEAR YOU!!
Fluttershy: I'm... I'm *runs away crying*
Jane: Jerk *bitch slaps him again*